Band Member Profiles
Pixy
Being the lead singer, Pixy has the responsibility of being the iconification of El Goodo. This is why he undertakes an arduous process of 'grunging up' before representing the group in any guise. Knowing his usual 'young suited businessman' look just won't cut it in the circles that El Goodo move; he coordinates excessive growth of stubble, a carefully selected wardrobe and a hairstyle so intricate that you'd hardly tell it had received any attention. When questioned about this Pixy revealed his mantra "If people knew I spent 4 hours getting ready, all that preparation would be for nothing!".
Pixy's olive skin betrays his American Indian connection. Pixy's ancestor was a witchdoctor in the Whellay-Gaang tribe over 800 years ago; history suggests that he relative Shaman Gufta was struck-off for administering too much antibiotic to his villagers, without appropriate consideration of the effects on the communities health tolerance to the treatment.
Pixy's musical creative force was uncovered when as a teenager he stumbled upon a giant walk-on keyboard in a department store in nearby Crynant. Whilst trying to play chopsticks, Pixy uncovered his rare talent, he instinctively could play as if he was Liberace's rent boy. The day was unfortunately spoiled when Pixy assaulted an old gentleman claiming to be the store owner, when he tried join him on the huge instrument.
In his spare time Pixy likes nothing more than to maintain his classic car, he explained "it gives me enormous satisfaction to ensure that my little red run-around is in tip-top condition" adding "you don't see many in this state!". His obsession may have got the better of him as he has reportedly refused to drive the car in public incase of damage or an accident.
Jason
Playing another guitar Jason can claim to be the wisest member of EG, but that's only 'cause he is the oldest. No stranger to show business, Jason starred in many episodes of the hit TV series 'Beverly Hills 90210'. The story of his break into the big time is a familiar one, whilst being an ass double for Luke Perry, Luke was unexpectedly taken down with a mystery illness. For five episodes Jason replaced Luke, producers cleverly adjusting the filming angles not to show close-ups of Jason's face, instead just his familiar ass. Jason recalls "Sometimes when you put your ass on the line, stuff comes off!", I think we can all agree with that.
Lewie
Playing guitar provides Lewie with a unique perspective of El Goodo, or perhaps that is because he is the tallest member. Lewie has been described as being a cross between James Dean and Frank Sinatra by a blind guy who had never met him. Friends who are a lot closer to the real man consider him to be "a good asset when getting served at the bar". Little is known about his childhood as Lewie grew up in a remote collective, deep in the wilds of South Wales. Only when he was separated from the main savage group during a annual cross country hide and seek tournament, did he stumble upon civilization, well of sorts he strolled into Resolven. To this day Lewie has only a small amount of language, and will seldom be caught communicating in public.
Elliot
The drummer is breaking the mould of his profession by having some of the strongest views on music in the business. He has been known to argue all night long that music is "far more important than life or death". It has been said that statistically, the first time you meet Elliot you have a 1 in 100 chance of him killing you! His psychologist explained "Elliot's serial killing tendencies would be headline news, if he could count beyond fifty, he has not got close to one hundred yet...".
Matty
Generally accepted as the intellectual of the group, Matty enjoys emanating the facade of a dummy. Commenting upon his false exterior he said "It's no secret that I delight in experiencing peoples attitude to my alter ego 'Slim Sade'. It excites me to know that I could defeat them at any point, they wouldn't laugh when they'd been defeated". Matty's dark sadistic side does not stop there, with evidence that he is an active practitioner of strange rituals that include bats, cats and rats. People have guessed at the activities these animals are subject, the only clue lies in a rhyme suggesting the procedure, it is indeed a harrowing tale. Matty's further links to the occult include his ability to interact with an ancient oracle using mirrors. Many have seen him transfixed by the entity, communicating only through a bizzare series of facial gestures. He divulged one night that the oracle provides extraordinary insight into many aspects of the world including " the meaning of life, the location of Elvis and what haircare products are on offer at Boots".